Mike
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. Got laid off today with zero notice, found all my stuff already in a box when I got to work.
2. Had my catalytic converter stolen twice now. Wish me luck on #3 (actual photos)
3. Was standing in the grocery store when the ceiling tile above me fell, hit me in the head, followed by a few gallons of dirty water. I was completely soaked and employees didn’t do anything.
4. Today I learned that a coffee pot can explode.
5. My cat had a tick that had a tick.
6. Just bought this underwater protective case in Thailand and went swimming with it.
7. Take the day off to renew my tag and…its a government holiday?
8. Post heart surgery dinner…..Germany
9. Went to the doctor for a physical, came out with anxiety, depression and Type 1 diabetes.
10. 1st attempt at smoking a brisket – Happy Mother’s Day!
11. Looks like I’m walking to work.
12. Found my car like this when I took a break at work.
13. I am getting married tomorrow. Celebration will be at our Home. This is the street right in front of my house today.
14. Amazon literally sent me an empty bag and the delivery picture shows it was open. (Say hi to my invisible graphics card)
15. Someone hit my car and painted it with house paint.
16. I really should’ve tied my hair together. Still have much left but damn that hurt.
17. My university just increased housing costs by 20% and is cutting scholarships but they still have the money to fund research into creating these mini goofy ass lemons.
18. Realized after several months that this is not lip balm.
19. Today, I visited my hometown and insisted we go to see a specific glass wall which I remembered as a glistening, magical rainbow masterpiece. Boy was I disappointed.
20. Put a suction cup on my forehead having fun with my child. Now I’ve got a round bruise that won’t go away and a meeting with my manager in the morning.
21. Was having a nice relaxing chat with my girlfriend before she went to work, then boom!
