Nate
Owning a Netflix account is a lot of work. You have to trust the people you’re sharing the password with because you don’t want them to share it with people you don’t know. Or worse, you don’t want them to be a choosy beggar the minute you decide to stop sharing it.
There are a ton of Choosy Beggars out there just leeching onto people’s passwords and it’s annoying. At least now I know that all I have to do to get my friends to text me is change my Netflix password.
1. “SLPT: How To Steal A Netflix Account”
2. “My Son Failed To Inform Me That His Ex-Roommate Was A Netflix Freeloader”
3. “Socialism Is Bad, But Free Netflix Is Good”
4. Changed My Netflix Password
5. “My Ex That I Haven’t Talked To In 6 Months Had To Audacity To Ask To Renew My Netflix Account So She Can Use It”
6. “You Know That One ‘Friend’ That Only Messages You When They Need Something… This Is Her”
7. “Shared My Netflix Years Ago With My Mom And Sister, Then Had An Issue Last Night So I Checked The Recent Devices. Found Out There Were Tons Of People With My Password, Plus Someone Upped My Plan. Reset My Password And Told My Sister I Wasn’t Going To Share My Password Anymore. Chaos”
8. “Every year for the holidays, my sister becomes a Choosy Beggar and it really gets on my nerves.”
9. “My Girlfriends Sister Is Using Both Screens For Netflix. Also She’s Asleep”
10. “I’m Going To Kick Her Out”
11. “Dude Thinks He’s Gonna Get A Netflix Account Just Because He Said Please”
12. *we Broke Up* “Don’t Contact Me Again But Let Me Use Your Netflix”
13. “Password Changed On Netflix Hacker; Hacker Messages Account Owner To Change It Back”
14. “Sounds Like Their Friend Didn’t Want To Give Them Their Netflix Password…”
15. “Been Paying My Exes Netflix Bill”
16. “Gave My Netflix Password To My Two Little Cousins (Squidgame Avatars) And They Changed My Previous Profiles To Their ‘Mom’ And ‘Dad’. My Family Members And I Are Considered As ‘Guest’ In The New Profile They Created”
17. “I Noticed My Netflix Account Kept Having Weird Things Pop Up On My Recently Viewed Or Continue Watching. I Checked The Recent Activity And Saw This. I Live In Florida. Yes, I Changed My Password Immediately”
18. “My Sister Asking For My Netflix When She Is 33 And Lives With My Mom And Dad”
19. “Damn, I Wish I Had The Same Charisma. She Even Called Them Poop Heads”
20. “My Mom Casually Using Netflix On Two Screens At Once So Nobody Else Can Watch Anything”
21. “Choosy Beggar Doesn’t Want To Share Netflix Account Profile”
22. “Gramma’s Netflix”
23. “My Buddy’s Ex-GF Stole My Netflix Info And Got Pissed At Him When I Changed The Password”
24. “Netflix Is Literally Cheaper Than A Pizza”
25. “Hi, I Don’t Know You Or Your Business, But Can You Give Me A Discounted Netflix Account?”
h/t: BoredPanda