I don’t trust birds. The have soulless eyes and a knives on their faces.
Some people can’t get enough though. They even go so far as to make them the subject of their photography.
That’s where the Facebook group Crap Bird Photography comes in.
Sure, its pictures of birds, but funny ones that suck.
Everyone wins.
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3. Loads of peacocks at the resort this weekend, unique legs on this one though…
4. I got photo bombed by an emu sticking her head up just as I was about to take a pic of the pretty peacock showing off.
5. The important thing to remember in this photo is that I am a photography teacher.
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9. I meant to get a nice close up of my happy duck’s face. I hit the macro setting on accident. So if you ever wanted to look up a duck’s nose today is your chance!
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11. I’ve missed placed my Ornithology book. Could someone please identify this bird. Thanks in advance.
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14. Not sure if this Osprey was sneezing or if it was possessed. Either way, not a good look. Geraldton Western Australia.
15. Sometimes when you snap a shot as you think they are about to take flight this is what you get. Big ole poo bubble.
16. Saw a bald eagle, took picture. Too bright to see phone screen, upon review camera was in selfie mode. Watermark anyway.
17. First time poster, long time admirer.New phone, been taken panoramic landscapes then this chap came along and forgot to switch modes.
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19. Pelican…but it sort of gulped at the wrong (right?) time…
20. I ran to grab my camera to take a picture of this awesome bird…….turned out to be a leaf!
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22. Pulled the car over to take a look at the bald eagle. But it was a crow with a slice of white bread.
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27. Can’t decide if this is the most amazing photo I’ve ever gotten or what.
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29. I present: Magpie being roadkill. (He’s fine, just likes lying in weird poses in our garden)
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36. Over exposed herring gull, is this art?
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38. About to spit some rhymes…
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40. The crap dog photography really accentuates the crap bird photography in this masterpiece.
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47. Tried to take a picture of the great egret that appeared next to my car.
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50. Does it count cause the undies are clean? They belong to her now though.
h/t: BoredPanda