Mike
The customer is always right.
So give the customer what they want.
Even if it is ridiculous.
Especially if it’s ridiculous.
1. I told my son he could only get one donut.
2. Asked for a cherry coke at a restaurant.
3. I manage a deli for a small chain supermarket. One of the cart guys asked me to make a pizza with 4x extra cheese. That’s 30oz of cheese.
4. When your 3 year old asks for a rainbow dinosaur donut birthday you deliver. Drew up the design and had it made and they did an awesome job.
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6. My friend: “I don’t like birthday cake”. His girlfriend: meatloaf layered with marinara, garlic mash, pepperoni stick candles, prosciutto roses.
7. I’d like the ravioli, please, with a truly unreasonable amount of parmesan cheese.
8. The menu allowed you to order extra whipped cream for 30 cents, presumably for ice cream or cake. I wanted to see what would happen if I just ordered it without anything else…
9. Asked for a corgi cake for my birthday. Husband did not disappoint at all!
10. I got another mac and cheese burger. This time I asked for “as much mac and cheese as you can without getting fired.” I might not survive.
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12. Drunkenly ordered a Royal Blizzard from DQ and asked them to “put as much fudge as they legally can”. 20% ice cream, 80% fudge.
13. Ordered a double big mac last year. Used the self service machine and added as many patties as it would let me. I can’t remember what the number was but this was the outcome.
14. I asked for extra veggies on my whitefish salad bagel sandwich…
15. The restaurant asked if we wanted a “side of ketchup”
16. When an unruly customer demands crispier edges on their pancakes.
17. My friend made it very clear that he DID NOT want a pink birthday cake, and I complied.
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