Stand-Up For Short Attention Spans (NEW PICS)

Live comedy is great, aside from the part where you have to leave your home. And pay attention to something for more than 3-5 minutes. Seems like a steep price to pay to listen to funny jokes.

Thankfully, modern stand-up comedians take all the bullshit out of going to a comedy club by posting their best jokes to social media so we can all enjoy them from the comfort of our toilets and dentists’ waiting rooms. Here are some of the funniest stand-up jokes we’ve read this week.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome