Mike
By now I’m sure you’ve heard of the supremely weird AI picture mashing tool called DALL·E Mini.
If you haven’t, feel free to check it out. It takes pretty much any sentence you write and created an AI generated image of it.
Jeremy Hayes from Buzzfeed actually asked readers to share their worst nightmares and punched them in the AI thing and made images that are pretty freaking horrifying,
Aaaaand here they are:
1. “I was about 9-10 years old and I still remember it vividly. I was using a public bathroom and all of a sudden, this contorted, jackal-faced thing started sliding under the stall wall…”
2. “Walking into a room and everyone slowly turns and stares at me with pure evil in their eyes and wicked smiles and gets so silent that it’s loud…I have no idea what their intentions are, idk why I’m there and where I’m going. This thought has always scared the f*** out of me…”
3. “I had horrible nightmares while in a medical coma. One was more prominent than the others because it felt so real. An old lady was on top of me and trying to get inside me to possess me. She has snags instead of teeth, huge red eyes, age spots and scabs and wrinkles everywhere. Her hair was extremely messed up and sticking out everywhere. Her tongue was a red snake and she was trying to stick it inside me, anywhere she could find.”
4. “Monsters under the bed or in my closet.”
5. “My earliest one I can remember (I was 7 or 8) was one where King Ramses from Courage the Cowardly Dog emerged from a pond and dragged me under to his secret lair.”
6. “The worst one I had was where I was trapped with a clown in an all-white basement with a table of power tools in front of him. He held the tools up to my pleading parents to taunt them.”
7. “I once had a nightmare that my bed was filled with ants the size of my fists. They were under the fitted sheet, on the wall, and on the floor.”
8. I have three…I’m in a pitch-black haunted house and we have to find a zombie witch but we can’t disturb her or else she will snap out of her trance and eviscerate my friends and me. Second, I am in a jewelry store with a helpful talking dog, a crazy ax murderer breaks in, chases us through the back hallways and eventually corners us. Third, I’m hiding in a mobile home that is filled with badly taxidermied animals, I have to go deeper and deeper into this filthy house/trailer to remain hidden, whoever it is (think demon joe dirt) eventually finds me.
9. “I’ve had insomnia since I was a child. When I did sleep I was plagued with nightmares. The one that affected me the most was also the most bizarre. I was about five and it was late at night (my family was sleeping) and I was stuck outside endlessly walking the block on a loop unable to stop. Then I walked over a sewer grate. I looked down and inside was a cowboy with a maniacal smile and wide eyes staring at me and screaming without making any noise. He was riding a bucking horse and I remember the horse having giant ticks covering its entire face so it was stuck in this hell with no way to see or scream.”
10. “I have this nightmare, it comes occasionally, it’s really weird and freaks me out. It’s the body of my dead rooster, he was a sleek black metallic color. He had a big long tail…it also has lizard legs and they were right under the wings. It eats babies to tweens. Flying birds also attack his head relentlessly.”
11. “Gummy bears eating my grandma in her nursing home.”
12. “The 3 little pigs chasing me through a forest.”
13. “Mine was trying to swim away from some weird river monster. The river bank never got closer and the monster kept getting bigger. It had a round diver’s mask and had weeds draped over it like a cloak.”
14. “It’s dark and things are fuzzy visually. It feels like I’m at the bottom of a deep well. There are muffled baby cries, with a shadowy figure leaning over above…”
15. “I was waiting to be picked up from school, somehow was tricked into getting into a car that wasn’t mine and then drove off, then I realized I was in the wrong car when I saw my mum’s. I told them I was in the wrong car but they didn’t care…”
16. “I had a recurring dream where my sister and I got stranded in the middle of nowhere. No hills, no trees, nothing but this big black mansion. Everything was black, even the furniture. The door was cracked so we peered inside and asked if anyone was home. We walk into the foyer and inside this all-black house there was one yellow slide with round windows all the way down it. It looked like it went on forever but you couldn’t ever find the end of it. We decide to go down the slide and at first it was fun. Soon a clown started popping up in every one of the windows going down.”
17. “This polar bear was chasing me in this wintry park, but like ONLY me, not anyone else there. I was with a kid I babysit and I threw this kid across the park and started running with the bear chasing me. I ended up at the White House and everyone was hanging themselves upside down by their feet, so I did the same, and was safe from the polar bear.”
18. “One of my earliest memories of a nightmare was of a scary pirate who stole people’s heads.”
19. “It is the end of the world and I am driving around my state looking for a place to sleep in. Most people have abandoned their homes so I can walk right up to houses and look into them. I don’t want anything too close to the road or someone can see into it and I will be in danger. All humans are dangerous at this point. I find a mansion that is way back from the road and there is a little garden path that leads to this house. As I’m walking to the house I see this group of people in business attire. I thought I was quiet enough that I could sneak back to my car but they all turned to look at me in silent unison and then began to run toward me at an inhuman speed.”
20. “I am always on a road trip with my family and the world starts to end. Massive waves on the beach, glass skyscrapers and malls shattering, everyone running trying to find safety and their loved ones.”
21. “I had a recurring dream from the age of nine to eighteen. I am falling down a black hole with a white light at the bottom. It felt like ten minutes to fall and it was a first-person view so I didn’t see myself falling. As I reach the bottom it’s not a white light but a chess board and I am always about to hit the white square that the knight sits on in the lower right corner of the board.”
22. “I vividly remember whenever my mother would cuddle me at night, I would never let go of her hand until I fell asleep because I imagined Alex the lion from Madagascar would come into my room…”
23. “I had a recurring nightmare as a kid that a huge black octopus would slowly drag itself across the room towards my bed, and I couldn’t move or scream or do anything but watch. Right as it reached my bed and stretched out a tentacle to strangle me I would wake up and start screaming for my mom.”
24. “Had a dream me and my sister were playing cards. All of a sudden the cards jumped out of our hands and started running being chased by fire. They were kings and queens and Jacks.”
25. “I remember one nightmare very vividly from my childhood. My dad and I were going out towards an island in a motorboat. The island had a volcano in the center of it. As we neared the island, the sky overhead started going dark and stormy. We got out of the boat and onto the beach of the island. For some reason, my dad left me alone to go walk down the beach, telling me to stay with the boat. Smoke began to billow from the volcano and the sky went from grey to red. I heard a demonic laughing as something horrible began to rise from the volcano.”
26. “I have a lot of bad dreams, so this one isn’t the worst I’ve had, but it is the most WTF dream I had. It has to do with a skyscraper-sized George Washington robot that comes out at night.”
27. “My worst nightmare, I get it once every couple of months, is a zombie apocalypse. It always ends with me running into an abandoned house or apartment complex, going into a room with no exits…”
28. “A spider landed on me and started biting my hand. My thumb punctured its body and acid came out…”
h/t: BuzzFeed