69 Shirts With Auras That Are Equal Parts Threatening And Bizarre

I don’t have time to be reading people’s shirts in public. Chances are, if your shirt has more than a word on it you’re not the type of person I’m interested in interacting with.

However, they are still sometimes amusing, or at the very least so bizarre they’re worth sharing.

Sometimes, these shirts even have an oddly threatening aura to them.

Here’s the whole lot.

My opinion: If you see anyone wearing any of these shirts, walk away.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome