23 Parents Who Absolutely Refuse To Be Out-Dadded Or Out-Mommed

These parents know their role, and they play it well. What’s the point in having parents if they’re not gonna make dad jokes or call you to ask you a question that could’ve been a text?

No one can out-dad or out-mom these funny parents.


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2. “My Dad’s most Dad solution to this run-down eraser.”

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3. “My mom keeps getting HOA letters about leaves in her yard. This is her response.”

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4. “My mom made a charcuterie board for the squirrels”

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“My mom loves feeding the squirrels. Upgraded from a charcuterie board to a full picnic table.”

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6. “My mother got embarrassed when she “found my girlfriends panties” on our kitchen table”

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7. “My Dad had eye surgery and my mom asked where he wanted to go for lunch after, so here we are..”

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8. “Home for the holidays and opened my parent’s fridge. I immediately said, ‘Mom I think you need new baking soda.’ She asked, ‘How can you tell?'”

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9. “My best friend/roommate got into a bike accident (is all okay now!), we called his mom after we got home from the hospital…when she came over to see him this was left on our fridge.”

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10. “Found this on my dad’s label maker”

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11. “My mom sent me a picture of her water bottle with the caption ‘I’ll get you next time Optimus!'”

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12. “Mom’s to-do list. The top is her handwriting, guess which is my dad’s”

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13. “My mom’s current iPad. She’s not poor, guys, she could replace it. ‘Why do I need a new one? This works just fine.'”

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14. “My mom paints rocks”

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15. “The photo my dad took versus the photo my mom took”

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16. “My mom just gave me this touching gift as a thank you for taking care of her and the rest of my family while she was in COVID isolation. (that’s a ball of dryer lint, btw)”

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17. “This is pinned above my dad’s computer to remind him not to call coworkers stupid”

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18. “My mom sent me this in the mail”

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19. “My parents took advantage of the graduation sign trend to shit on me for dropping out”

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20. “My Dad just walked into my room to ask me if this Sweet Potatoe Looked Like a Seal”

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21. “My mom left four bottles of partially drank Zero Sugar Coca-Cola in the fridge”

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22. “My parent’s Christmas tree is still up. Now an Easter edition it would seem”

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23. “My mom sent me this and said ‘a weather forecast that really stinks'”

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Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.