25 Entitled People Who Thought The Universe Revolved Around Them This Week

Copernicus was persecuted for his belief in the heliocentric theory, and the choosy beggars and entitled jerks in this post were probably the types to persecute him as they so clearly deny that the galaxy revolves around the sun, instead of them.

But thankfully the people of Reddit accept the scientific fact that there’s something else at the center of the universe than an angry mommy or pet owner trying to bully nice people on the internet.

Here are some of the best (meaning worst) choosy beggars we saw on the internet this week.

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Definition of a SuperKaren
byu/ghostgoddess7 inEntitledBitch

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Super roomy bathroom??!!
byu/Paradigmfusion inChoosingBeggars

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This person complaining about not enough free food being dropped off at his doorstep for his family.
byu/NimblyJimblyNS inChoosingBeggars

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Entitled Bitch in my town mad that ALDI wouldn’t open a 2nd Register *just* for her
byu/maypolesyrup inEntitledBitch

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Karen mad that a restaurant in a French speaking country only speaks French (and Italian, actually) and not giving free stuff to her daughter
byu/pesky_emigrant inFuckYouKaren

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What? Help? No, I just came here to look for things to steal later. WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME!?
byu/Patrick_Kanes_Mullet intrashy

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Shayne Smith’s favourite Karen
byu/evissimus inFuckYouKaren

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I spent money, fuck the rules!
byu/mjrenn51 inEntitledBitch

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Or how about not going to a chicken restaurant if you’re a veggie?
byu/quincepetchforth inEntitledBitch

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The Vegan runners plight.
byu/Heresy_69 inEntitledBitch

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Slow drivers aren’t contributing to society, according to this Karen
byu/gloveslappp inEntitledBitch

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Swipe right if you love me more than your children.
byu/BenevelotCeasar iniamatotalpieceofshit

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Door won’t open? Just wait outside until someone comes out! Nobody apologizes to you, or conducts business with you AFTER business hours? Write a bad review!
byu/preslah inEntitledBitch

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This woman brought her own bell with her to get her server’s attention.
byu/Pink0612152504 iniamatotalpieceofshit

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Using the only fan in a crowded, warm waiting room to cool off your hot box.
byu/EsoxCalmtr intrashy

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Fb post asking for free service
byu/AntUpbeat7697 inEntitledBitch

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Get smack bozo
byu/Extinction-_-13 iniamatotalpieceofshit

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