Fine I’ll Say It, “Reductress” Headlines Are Funnier Than “The Onion” Headlines (NEW PICS)

As far as fake, funny headlines go, The Onion has been the best in the business for years. They’ve made satire so good there’s even a subreddit dedicated to people who get mad because they don’t know The Onion is fake.

However, there’s someone else in the game. Not only is Reductress on par with The Onion, lately they’ve been handing their asses to them. Said with all love, of course. I love them both but if we’re going Reductress vs The Onion today I know where I’m placing my bet.

Reductress has been cruising it, and my hope is that the competition will make everyone better, but for now here are the best Redcuress posts we found.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.