Teens Dunking On Military Recruiters Will Always Be Hilarious

Recruiting for the military is a thankless job. I can’t even imagine what you’d say to someone to try and convince them to enlist. These days, it’s as simple as a text message.

In a thread started by @TomHeartsTanks, people are sharing funny responses they had for military recruiters. Here are some of the funniest texts from teens who, just guessing here, probably won’t be signing up anytime soon.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.