50 People Who Probably Had A Worse Month Than You
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. Time to move, I guess.
2. Phone slipped out of my pocket while go karting and became wedged under the kart. This is what I found at the end of the lap.
3. should I just pick it out?
4. Maple syrup spilling in my fridge.
5. Played at TopGolf for the first time yesterday. This is what I found when I got to my car
6. “Honey, have you seen my other AirPod?”
7. Looks like I won’t be listening to my new vinyl record. Thanks, USPS
8. Asked my wife to keep the oven on low for the burgers. Puts it on low, broil, and forget to take the plastic cover off.
9. I accidentally dropped my toothbrush in the cat box
10. Got new cargo shorts and accidentally sat on a stool that my sister was cleaning with Clorox…
11. We were craving for watermelons and as soon as the knife touched it, it burst.
12. my light switch was installed upside down
13. went camping with the buddies last weekend and found this surprise in my tire
14. I‘m in suite 86…
15. I asked a stranger to photograph my triumph. Here’s what I saw next
16. Wanted to make some sushi tonight. Roommate left me a surprise in the rice cooker…
17. There is a downside to electric mowers apparently.
18. Candle was super fragrant last night… now I know why!
19. Used ramps to change oil for the first time… while backing up, the ramps slid/shot out and hit the 5qt used oil container and painted my garage a new color.
20. my plate decided to explode on me
21. Late to work due to an unscheduled parade
22. Found my headphones
23. My neighbors at 1:30AM
24. My whisk shattered into rust. A whole dozen eggs gone to waste.
25. this juice to foam ratio
26. Finally decided to use my bbq, only to find out its home to a squirrel now.
27. Girlfriend was helping cut my hair , she was doing a fantastic job until I heard a gasp.
28. Arrived to my bathroom to find a friend doing some exploration
29. Like I’m just trying to take a shit and go to work
30. Brand New $1300 set of golf clubs I bought as a birthday present to myself. On my very first swing (club head is somewhere in the pond)
31. Imagine this coming out of a vending machine
32. My uncle put out his cigarette out on my hotdog i left unattended for 2 minutes. He thought i was done. That was the last hotdog too… 🙁
33. cant even use the restroom
34. fly just dumped maggots on my burger right before I grabbed it from the bag
35. size 10 left in the sun in the car shrinks?
36. I just bought the dang thing
37. Sat in the airport and watched the plane leave something behind..
38. Girlfriend borrowed the car this morning and just sent me this
39. I was so excited to make fettuccine for the first time. The recipe called for a little pepper and I opened the wrong tab.
40. See those eggs? They are supposed to be in the pies. I made two hot oily chocolate garbage circles.
41. My mother made me some shepherds pie for dinner and it fell out of my car as soon as I opened the door.
42. Imagine this being your sweat pattern every time you workout. I don’t have to imagine.
43. Meant to go on a holiday of a lifetime for 14 days around the Caribbeen tomorrow and the dog didn’t agree. Over £10k lost
44. Fell asleep waiting for a Door Dash order.
45. Nothing like a little glass for seasoning
46. Up late working. My cat jumped up on my desk, vomited on the calculator I need to use, then jumped back down.
47. 8 empty bathroom stalls and this guy posts up right next to me and blows the place up.
48. Just normal milk shattered a glass perfectly in two and exploded the milk across the kitchen. (The glass wasn’t moved after; it’s that far apart from the force alone.)
49. Throwback to the time I signed a “funny” signature, and then the computer froze and I had to explain to the three employees that came to help that no, my name isn’t Poop Mouth and no, I don’t know why I wrote that, and please just take my money so I can go home and die.
50. Forgetting about your pizza for 8 hours. Burnt so bad it looks like a double-chocolate brownie.
