Cats

Criminal Cat Escorted From A Botanical Garden — A Thread

Cats are mischievous little creatures. You never really know what they’re up to or what their next move is. Sometimes they show up at the most inopportune times. Just like Persimmon, a cat who loves to lounge at the Lockwood Botanical Gardens in Pennsylvania.

Twitter user @SarahMackAttack tweeted about a cat who was being escorted out of Longwood Gardens, and people were quick to identify the perp. Now everyone else must know about Persimmon.

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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.