19 People Who May Be Too Innocent For Their Own Good

Ignorance can be bliss, but it can also be a liability.

From people who think sex toys are gardening gear to girls who think their boyfriends are watching all-dude porn because they’re a one-woman man, the internet is filled with painfully innocent people who’ll make you say “oh, honey no.”

People like…

1. This well-meaning good samaritan who simply wants to make sure someone has their “inhaler”

2. This person who just doesn’t understand idioms.

3. This person who’s gonna be in for a surprise if they ever Google “Watersports.”

4. This Halloween costume shopper…

5. And this one.

6. This little Puritan…

7. And this one…

8. And wow, this one.

9. This Tumblr user who doesn’t quite understand what “69” means.

10. This poor dude.

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14. Aww.

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16. This commenter.

17. This person who was just trying to do some Konmari.

18. This restaurant patron. (Though, in fairness, this seems the fakest of all of them.)

19. And this classic Tumblr user, who just isn’t good at match games.

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Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.