Bumble Has Some Truly Heinous People Who Can’t Seem To Find Love (19 Pics)

Please raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by online dating.

It’s a cesspool. Wading through the assholes and morons on any of the apps is akin to trying to swim through the muck of The Neverending Story’s Swamp of Sadness. It can be SO bad, really, that all we can do is laugh. So here are 19 crushing examples of the people we all meet on Bumble.

1. This about me

2. Body count? If I murdered fewer than 5 people..?

3. Hooooboy.

4. I mean, yikes?

5. 80% sure this guy was just kidding.

6. I’d be so creeped out.

7. Oh, girl.

8. You seem worthwhile

9. So verbose

10. Gross

11. Too much info

Just saw this pop up in my feed… yikes. from Bumble

12. Good luck then

Ma’am this is Bumble…. from Bumble

13. Why.

How do I respond to this from Bumble

14. Alas.

I’m going to die single from Bumble

15. And fail

just… why? from Bumble

16. Pass

Is it just me or does labeling yourself “high value” make you come across as the exact opposite? 🚩🚩🚩
byu/cnh89 inBumble

17. I’m offended just reading this

🤐
byu/Goldie1113 inBumble

18. GROSS.

51, but age set to 27 ✅ Doesn’t date women over 35 ✅ Not sure about kids or what he’s looking for ✅ ✅ from Bumble

19. E.W.

Pickup line 1o1 from Bumble