Twitter Thread Breaks Down What Men ACTUALLY Want For Christmas (Not Beard Oil)

For anyone who wants to know what men want for Christmas look no further than this viral thread that hilariously pokes fun at stereotypical gift lists that are popular this time of year.

Twitter user @RosemaryCard asked guys in a tweet that reads, “MEN! Every list says you want beard oil, a pocket knife, or something leather. WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?”

The tweet sparked a thread full of mostly men who have pretty solid selections. They also had some rather funny ideas for what men want for Christmas. Here are some of the best responses.


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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.