19 Cursed Real Estate Listings Shared By The Bizarre Zillow Instagram Account

Zillow is a popular online marketplace for real estate in the US, with a large number of homes listed for sale daily. Among these listings, there are occasionally unusual properties.

The Bizarre Zillow Instagram account curates the most peculiar real estate listings found on Zillow, saving you the trouble of searching through them all. The selection is both amusing and perplexing.

Here are some of the most cursed Zillow listings they’ve unearthed.

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1. “When He Said He Lives In The “Penthouse” Then U Come Over And See This….yes, This Is A Stand-Alone House Built On The Roof Of An Apartment Building. 714 S Dearborn St Unit 9-Ph, Chicago, Illinois”

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2. “This House Is Described As “A Slice Of Heaven With Endless Possibilities”. Also The Walls Are Filled With Water For God Knows What Reason 350 Van Dalton Rd., Corrigan, Texas”

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3. “Anyone Have Some Excedrin Because This Gave Me A Migraine 20575 E Via De Arboles, Queen Creek, Arizona”

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4. “Pinterest In The Streets, Goth In The Sheets! 228 Townsend Ave, Baltimore, Md”

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5. “Dracula Meets HGTV… Utah Never Ceases To Amaze Me! 4623 S Jupiter Dr E., Salt Lake City, Utah”

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6. “300 Noble Ave., Fort Worth, Texas”

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7. “203 E Morrison St., Fayette, Missouri”

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8. “The Munster Mansion In Texas! The Munster Mansion Is The Proud Home And Hard Work Of Sandra And Charles Mckee. The Munster Mansion Is A Replica Of The House Used In “The Munsters” 60’s Sitcom Show. It Has Been Painstakingly Recreated Room By Room, Through Watching And Re-Watching Footage From The Show. The Owners Offer Both Private Tours And Murder Mystery Parties In The Home”

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9. “Do You Think This Person Likes Cats? I Can’t Tell. 669 County Road 8235, Concho, Arizona”

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10. “Did A 9 Year Old Prince Design This House? 67 Byron, Weston, Massachusetts”

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11. “Welcome To The Hellscape That Is 432 Park Avenue In New York City”

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12. “3680 Wagner Ford Rd., Dayton, Ohio”

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13. “Absolutely Obsessed With This Time Capsule House, Wouldn’t Change A Thing!”

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14. “1721 S 86th Cir., Omaha, Nebraska”

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15. “These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends” This House Has An Entire Wild West Town In The Backyard. I Thought Hbo Showed Us How This Type Of Thing Pans Out….18 El Prado Ct, Santa Rosa, California”

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16. “280 Chiquita Rd., Healdsburg, California”

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17. “This Looks Like A Mental Hospital For Bougie Space Aliens I’m Terrified…the Brits Are A Bunch Of Sickos!!!”

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18. “This Home’s Transition From Pink And Dainty To Vampy And Brooding Is *chefs Kiss* 225 S Hamilton Dr., Beverly Hills, California”

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19. “I Could Feel The Christmas Noose Begin To Tighten… 1 Rivers Edge Dr., Colts Neck, New Jersey”

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Nate Armbruster

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