33 Funny “Rare Threats” So Hilariously Chaotic You’ll Laugh And Be Scared At The Same Time

Rare threats are threats that don’t happen often, and they’re kind of funny when you read them. I interpret them as jokes because they’re so specific and random at the same time that the only response is laughter and confusion.

There’s a place online where people can share the rare threats they’ve given, received, or even witnessed.

Here are some of my favorite rare threats shared in the group:

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h/t: r/rarethreats

Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.