40 Painfully Funny Disappointing Affirmations That Won’t Help You Mental Health But Will Make You Laugh

Affirmations are positive statements that can help individuals focus on their goals and develop a more optimistic outlook on life. However, not everyone has such a positive outlook on life.

This leads me to “Disappointing Affirmations.” The Instagram account puts a humorous spin on affirmations by making them not so positive.

Dave Tarnowski is the person bringing a realistic mental attitude to people on Instagram who are looking for some guidance… and a laugh. I read through several of them, and after a while, it starts to cheer you up in its unique way. So, in a way, I think it helps.

Here are some of our favorite affirmations they’ve shared.

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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.