The only way to navigate life is to learn from the difficult experiences that come our way. The moments that make us say, “Well, that sucks.”
If we’re lucky, these fails won’t be too harsh, but everyone has a tough day at some point. Unfortunately, for the individuals in this list, that day happens to be today.
Here are 25 people who took to the internet to vent about their fails.
1. “My neighbor has weeds in his fake grass My neighbor has weeds in his fake grass”
2. “Having to clear the driveway on a weekend is bad enough…”
3. “My mom’s phone is so big that she accidentally used it as a plate”
4. “This ‘gift’ for employee appreciation”
5. “today is the first meetup of my sons toddler group, we are hosting and out of 8 mothers 7 canceled like half a hour befor it would start.. my wife just send me this picture”
6. “I was just de-tangling the passenger belt from the driver’s side when it snapped out of my hand and lodged itself under the parking brake. Neither brake nor belt would budge. Had to call for a tow.”
7. “Mom broke her tooth after biting a Starbucks sandwich. Turns out there was a bone in the sandwich.”
8. “I’m never going to recover financially from this.”
9. “I turned on the oven to make dinner… but my husband put a Tupperware container on the top rack and left it there”
10. “Ruined my Stainless Steel Pot Lid by Turning on the Wrong Induction Burner. I Was About to Pick it up When I saw the Blue”
11. “A note a ‘Restaurant Owner’ left my S/O at work tonight.”
12. “At the age of 49 years old I’ve just be told I’ve developed an allergy to dog hair……………I’m a professional dog groomer.”
13. “gang is just about to arrive for D&D”
14. “Where I live vs where the airline left my bag.”
15. “The bottom of the glass has come off while I was drinking… The bottom of the glass has come off while I was drinking…”
16. “I was excited to have my first farm-fresh eggs from the hens we adopted from our neighbor, only to crack open this monstrosity.”
17. “Neighbors insurance doesn’t want to pay for damages due to it being cause by nature…”
18. “My car was parked at my in-laws for a few months, found this in the trunk.”
19. “Thanks Taco Bell. I really wanted that cardboard with my cheesy Gordita crunch”
20. “I accidentally tore the gas door off of my husband’s Mercedes. I didn’t realize it locks if the car is locked. I thought it was jammed.”
21. “Just got home from the psych ward. Their parting gift was a sticker on my phone case that won’t come off.”
22. “My building charges $5 to do laundry. The power went out perfectly timed so that all 3 of my loads were soaked, and currently I have no idea what to do.”
23. “This is the road to my house right now.”
24. “got an airbnb just for the tub”
25. “They assured me these were frost proof. They assured me these were frost proof.”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.