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Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System (27 Memes)

Despite being the preferred measurement system worldwide (literally only the US, Libera and Burma don’t use it) Americans seem to have a hate-hate relationship with the metric system.

Why we don’t use it? I don’t know, and that’s exactly what the “Americans will use anything but the metric system” meme is all about, poking fun at all the weird ways we measure distance (football fields, etc) instead of the good old meter.

So buckle up, grab your measuring tape (or maybe just a ruler), and let’s dive into some of the best examples of metric system memes, while we maybe even learn a thing or two about why the US just can’t seem to fully embrace the wonders of the metric system.

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americans will use anything but the metric system meme - 242 dicks

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measuring with coat hangers

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funny measuring asteroid by truck size

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measuring distance from people with bathtub

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2 cart lengths funny measurement

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measuring social distance by bald eagle funny measurement

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measuring social distance by 15 pint glasses

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measuring social distance by rhino length

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