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21 Funny Tweets About Drinking Guinness To Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means it’s the only day of the year anyone I know eats corned beef and cabbage and drinks a Guinness.

My favorite part of every holiday is the food and drinks that come with it. The alcoholic beverage of choice for most folks celebrating St. Patrick’s Day is usually Guinness or Jameson.

Even though Guinness is known worldwide, a lot of people also think it’s an acquired taste. That’s just a nice way to say “this is gross.” It will always be better than green beer, though!

So in celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, we’ve got the funniest Guinness tweets to offset the copious amount of green beer you’re probably drinking.

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Guinness smells like bread and regret hac a baby.

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Me: I like Guinness Somebody Who's Had Guinness in Ireland: did you know it's better in Ireland

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Wife: What do you want to do for dinner? Me: Authentic Irish cuisine. Wife: Corned beef and cabbage? Me: Guinness and Lucky Charms.

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Wife: What do you want to do for dinner? Me: Authentic Irish cuisine. Wife: Corned beef and cabbage? Me: Guinness and Lucky Charms.

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Who has the Guinness World Record for drinking the most Guinness in the World

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Today is the only day of the year when it's socially acceptable to talk about your bathtub full of Guinness fantasy

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My heart says drink gallons of Guinness and Jameson, but my DNA says sip Manischewitz wine and complain about cold eggs.

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https://twitter.com/Stephanieph3/status/1237862528497131521

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More funny tweets here.

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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.