Mike
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of life’s BS at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Every week we round up the most painfully hilarious fails people have shared from around the web, so be sure to check out last week’s funniest fails after gaining a little perspective from this week’s best “Oofs.”
1. 12 effing 30 am and the water line in the toilet just said I quit. One of the kids just took a fresh shit too.
2. I don’t paint often, so I was really proud of myself for remembering to wear gloves this time.
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4. Found a “slight” sinkhole in my backyard one week into owning my first property.
5. Wife bought me a shirt this past Christmas that finally came in the mail. I’m a huge space nerd but guess I won’t be wearing it anytime soon.
6. A car drove into my living room today.
7. Finally got my Hello Fresh that should have been here 5 days ago.
8. Found it like this just when I wanted to go home after school.
9. After a grueling day at work without food where I had to wait 4 hours for a sample to arrive which got canceled, I come home at 7pm to find all my shit in garbage bags cause the cleaners my landlord sent cleared the wrong apartment.
10. Consequences of working in a -10°C lab where I have to wash my hands 40 times a day.
11. I moved into my boyfriends house n decided to deep clean and this is what his actual wall looks like after I wiped it down.
12. Had an air purifier running for over a year with the filter covered in plastic the whole time.
13. Just baked this cake and ate one piece, came back and the dog licked the icing off as far as she could reach.
14. Someone broke my friends bass in half…
15. Bought Fried Chicken at airport then as I was boarding, the bag ripped from bottom side and the box landed upright at first but ripped in the same manner when I picked it up.
16. HelloFresh: “One teaspoon chili flakes”
17. Door handle broke off at the gas station… With the car running.
18. I work at a dealership and this happened yesterday right when I was leaving. Poor woman also had a funeral to attend right after her oil change.
19. Japan’s “Killing Stone” breaks in half after 1,000 years. Legend has it that the demonic spirit trapped inside is now free to wreak havoc on the land.
20. Drove three hours to go to the Grand Canyon.
21. Got my vaccine but it would appear I’ve developed an allergy to bandaid adhesive.
22. My tomato has seeds sprouting inside and the nearest stores that has fresh tomato cheap is about 15 miles away. So no tomato for my dinner…
