45 Of The Best (Meaning Hilariously Worst) Dad Jokes From This Week (March 3, 2024)

Dad jokes can make you groan and laugh at the same time. Whether you love them or hate them, these jokes will stick with you.

From cheesy one-liners to puns that’ll make you roll your eyes, these dad jokes will make you appreciate a dad’s sense of humor or question it entirely. So, get ready to cringe and chuckle with the best (meaning worst) dad jokes from this week.

And if you’re in the mood for more of the most groan-worthy from the dear ol’ dad, try these.


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dad joke - if 2 wrongs don't make a right what do 2 rights make

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dad joke - puns on st patricks day

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dad joke - darth vader got remarried

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dad joke - to whoever stole my microsoft office

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dad joke - restaurant today is special

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dad joke - if i had a nickel for every time i lost track of my spending

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dad joke - why arent vegans allowed pudding

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dad joke - pulled a muscle while panning for gold

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dad joke - people are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician

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dad joke - therapist what brings you hear my truck

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dad joke - bruce lees son who responds immediately when you call him

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dad joke - four most important elements in dad jokes

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dad joke - who was powerful purple and almost conquered the world alexander the grape

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dad joke - wife screamed you havent listened to a single word ive said have you

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dad joke - girlfriend is a ghost

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dad joke - dating service for chickens

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dad joke - laugh at the cows joke

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dad joke - offered elderly neighbour £20 to let me have a go on her stairlift

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dad joke - how does autocorrect like its burgers cooked well done

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dad joke - moon haircut eclipse it

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dad joke - new time travel movie coming out next year

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dad joke - sued the airline for losing luggage

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dad joke - steak cooked winning an argument with my wife rare

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dad joke - kenny logins passwords

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dad joke - good employees hard to find

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dad joke - writing a horror book in braille

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dad joke - statue made iron or bronze either ore

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dad joke - two words will open a lot of doors for you push and pull

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dad joke - sleeping police officer undercover cop

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dad joke - seasoned veteran soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray

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h/t: r/dadjokes, @dadsaysjokes

Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.