Potlucks can be pretty fun, right? But let’s be real, sometimes they’re just a recipe for disaster. I mean, you’ve got a bunch of people all bringing different dishes, and there’s always someone who screws something up. Burnt lasagna, raw chicken, food poisoning…you name it, it’s probably happened at a potluck.
That’s why some of us just steer clear of them altogether. Like, who needs the stress of wondering if your dish is gonna be a hit or a total flop? Nobody wants to be responsible for ruining the party with their cooking fail.
That being said if you show up to a potluck to find any of these 30 cooks you may want just to order a pizza instead.
1. “My daughters tried making churros tonight. Pretty sure it fits this sub.”
2. “Omelet over ramen that my girlfriend insists I stop calling a Ramelet”
3. “Brisket my mother cooked, and told me I should eat some. ‘It’s delicious!'”
4. “Hot dogs left in the roaster for 2.5 hours at 450 degrees.”
5. “My Grandpa put craft singles on authentic mexican tacos.”
6. “I made cheese from Shamrock Shakes”
7. “tortilla with butter, grilled cheese and noodle sacks hehe”
8. “My housemate eating his ‘cream of vegetable soup'”
9. “Supposed to be stuffed portobello mushrooms with shrimp. The yellow puddle is olive oil”
10. “Made Sonic hot dogs”
11. “Fried egg roll wrappers with condensed milk”
12. “Looks like a fish being gutted.”
13. “Stick your Michelin stars up your arse. This is unbelievable. A taste sensation. Onion bhaji in between 2 hash browns with ketchup.”
14. “The pizza I made in a pan because I do not own an oven”
15. “I was just looking for unique pizza recipes when I found this:”
16. “Tutorial”
17. “Shamrock Shake Cheesecake”
18. “Caught my chef dipping cold chicken strips in caviar today.”
19. “Plain noodles and soy sauce not out of desperation but desire”
20. “Enjoying a delicious Cheesy Gordita Crunch with an extra helping of cardboard”
21. “My wife thinks this smells like cat food but I enjoy it with ketchup and pepper”
22. “FB friend actually thinks she is going to start a business with food like this…”
23. “This sad cheese sandwich my husband made for our daughter’s lunch today”
24. “Boiled, unsalted chicken and carrot covered in mayo made by memaw”
25. “Peanut butter and rice.”
26. “Twice baked chicken breast reheated with a side of Cheetos. One of the best easy meals I’ve ever had!”
27. “Garlic grilled cheese with the final poot of ketchup left in the bottle”
28. “Greek Tacos”
29. “I forgot pizza in the oven”
30. “Had only hot dog buns so my hamburger had to become a hamdogger”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.