This Is Why I Don’t Do Potlucks (30 Cooking Fails)

Potlucks can be pretty fun, right? But let’s be real, sometimes they’re just a recipe for disaster. I mean, you’ve got a bunch of people all bringing different dishes, and there’s always someone who screws something up. Burnt lasagna, raw chicken, food poisoning…you name it, it’s probably happened at a potluck.

That’s why some of us just steer clear of them altogether. Like, who needs the stress of wondering if your dish is gonna be a hit or a total flop? Nobody wants to be responsible for ruining the party with their cooking fail.

That being said if you show up to a potluck to find any of these 30 cooks you may want just to order a pizza instead.


1. “My daughters tried making churros tonight. Pretty sure it fits this sub.”

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2. “Omelet over ramen that my girlfriend insists I stop calling a Ramelet”

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3. “Brisket my mother cooked, and told me I should eat some. ‘It’s delicious!'”

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4. “Hot dogs left in the roaster for 2.5 hours at 450 degrees.”

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5. “My Grandpa put craft singles on authentic mexican tacos.”

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6. “I made cheese from Shamrock Shakes”

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7. “tortilla with butter, grilled cheese and noodle sacks hehe”

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8. “My housemate eating his ‘cream of vegetable soup'”

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9. “Supposed to be stuffed portobello mushrooms with shrimp. The yellow puddle is olive oil”

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10. “Made Sonic hot dogs”

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11. “Fried egg roll wrappers with condensed milk”

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12. “Looks like a fish being gutted.”

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13. “Stick your Michelin stars up your arse. This is unbelievable. A taste sensation. Onion bhaji in between 2 hash browns with ketchup.”

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14. “The pizza I made in a pan because I do not own an oven”

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15. “I was just looking for unique pizza recipes when I found this:”

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16. “Tutorial”

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17. “Shamrock Shake Cheesecake”

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18. “Caught my chef dipping cold chicken strips in caviar today.”

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19. “Plain noodles and soy sauce not out of desperation but desire”

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20. “Enjoying a delicious Cheesy Gordita Crunch with an extra helping of cardboard”

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21. “My wife thinks this smells like cat food but I enjoy it with ketchup and pepper”

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22. “FB friend actually thinks she is going to start a business with food like this…”

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23. “This sad cheese sandwich my husband made for our daughter’s lunch today”

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24. “Boiled, unsalted chicken and carrot covered in mayo made by memaw”

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25. “Peanut butter and rice.”

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26. “Twice baked chicken breast reheated with a side of Cheetos. One of the best easy meals I’ve ever had!”

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27. “Garlic grilled cheese with the final poot of ketchup left in the bottle”

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28. “Greek Tacos”

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29. “I forgot pizza in the oven”

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30. “Had only hot dog buns so my hamburger had to become a hamdogger”

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Nate Armbruster

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