pizza crimes - Pittsburgh style pizza cold toppings - biscuits and gravy pizza with a bisquick crust

25 Of The Most Heinous “Pizza Crimes” Ever Committed

The phrase “pizza crimes” came to mind when I saw these disgusting-looking pizzas. Not only are these pizzas unappetizing or unpalatable, but they are also a culinary offense that will make you question the sanity of the person who created them.

From pizzas topped with bizarre ingredients like hardboiled eggs and biscuits and gravy to pizzas that look like they’ve been dropped on the floor, these pizza crimes are an abomination.

Seeing these pizzas may even make you wonder if we have gone too far in our pursuit of culinary experimentation and if there should be limits to what can be called a pizza.


1.

pizza crimes - Pittsburgh style pizza cold toppings
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2.

pizza crimes - hard boiled egg on pizza
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3. “I had a customer order anchovies and banana pepper pizza. No sauce.”

pizza crimes - anchovies and banana pepper pizza no sauce
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4.

pizza crimes - too much sauce
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5.

pizza crimes - pizza volcano
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6.

pizza crimes - biscuits and gravy pizza with a Bisquick crust
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7.

pizza crimes - disgusting margarita pizza
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8.

pizza crimes - little caesars fish and chips pizza
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9.

pizza crimes - pizza fail
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10.

pizza crimes - pizza baking fail
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11.

pizza crimes - fries on pizza

12.

pizza crimes - burnt pizza in microwave
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13.

pizza crimes - sliced cheese on pizza
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14.

pizza crimes - hot dog pizza
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15.

pizza crimes - missing toppings
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16.

pizza crimes - pizza dog
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17.

pizza crimes - strawberry and potato on pizza
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18.

pizza crimes - slice of pizza in boiling pot
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pizza crimes - star-shaped pizza
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20. “I call it sewer floods pizza. Banana and condensed milk can be tasty, but it certainly lacks in presentation”

pizza crimes - disgusting pizza
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21.

pizza crimes - kiwi pizza topping
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22.

pizza crimes - pizza roll filling on slice of bread
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23.

pizza crimes - disgusting pizza
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24.

pizza crimes - a slice of pizza on the sidewalk with sliced American cheese
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25.

pizza crimes - shrimp on pizza
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h/t: r/PizzaCrimes

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.