Nate
I’ve always thought it would be cool to own a Roomba. It’s like a pet that you don’t have to feed. I’m unsure if it’s worth it after seeing these funny Roomba fails.
It would suck to come home to find out your Roomba-smeared dog poop across the floor. This is what happens when we start letting Robots into our homes. Maybe each Roomba should come with a normal vacuum until they can figure out how to not make a bigger mess.
1. “Mischievous Roomba This Morning”
2. “Came Into The Kitchen To Find That My Dog Trapped The Dead Roomba With His Toys”
3. “Roomba Suicide In My House Last Night. It Somehow Wrapped Up Its Sensors In Toilet Paper And Headed Off The Edge”
4. “This Is What Happens When Your Wife Leaves The Door Open To The Pool Area. Your Expensive Robot Vacuum Decides It Wants To Meet The Pool Vacuum… Goddammit”
5. “Local Doggie Daycare Learned A Valuable Lesson About Leaving A Roomba In The Reception Area”
6. “The Roomba Didn’t Come Home Last Night After Its Scheduled Cleaning And Is Nowhere To Be Found”
7. “Today I Got Home To A Vacuum Robot With Artistic Pretensions”
8. “Not Only Did It Steal The Bloody Shower Towel It Tried To Hide Under The Vanity Thing. I Suppose It Wanted To Snack In Private”
9. “Cat + Paint Can + Roomba”
10. “Apparently My Dog Thought The Roomba Was An Assailant”
11. “Roomba, The Nope Of Dog World”
12. “My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Poop And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home”
13. “I Hear Screaming Coming From The Living Room, Only To Find My 5-Year-Old Daughter On The Floor With Her Hair All Sucked Up & Tangled In Our iLife Robot Vacuum”
14. “Started Cracking Up When I Discovered SNL’s Mr. Bill Stuck Like This In The Roomba. Poor Guy”
15. “Oh Yeah… A Cliff”
16. “Came Home From Dinner And Found My Vacuum Hanging On For Life”
17. “Go Home, Roomba! You’re Drunk”
18. “Apparently My Husband Hasn’t Learned How To Hide His Charger Cords From “Eva” The Vacuum”
19. “Roomba Has Gone Rogue”
20. “Our Roomba Had A Run-In With Naked Barbie. Naked Barbie Lost”
21. “My Robot Vacuum Ate A Piece Of Chalk”
22. “When The Robo Vacuum Ruins Its Perfect Track Lines Retuning To Base”
23. “It Made It Less Than A Meter From The Charger Before Asking To Be Charged Again”
24. “This Is What I Woke Up To”
25. “Roomba Tried To Make A Break For It Today”
26. “I’m Afraid, Our Vacuum Will Quit Soon. It Seems He Had An Interview”
27. “Came Home To Find My Roomba In An Apparent Suicide Attempt”
28. “Roomba Got My Last Roll Of Toilet Paper”
29. “I’m Sorry, A What?”
30. “Cat Took A Crap On The Floor And Our Roomba Decided To Drag It All Over The Floor”
31. “The Roomba Sucked Up My Headphones While I Was Gone”
32. “So My Vacuum Robot Got Into My LEGO Room”
33. “Came Home To A Murder. I Think My Broom Resents My New Purchase. The Roomba’s Battery Died Like This”
34. “Why You Shouldn’t Agree To Dogsit When You Have A Robot Vacuum”
35. “Get A Roomba So You Don’t Have To Clean Up Anymore, They Said”
