25 People Share Their Craziest “What Is The Fastest You’ve Seen A New Co-Worker Get Fired” Stories

I’ve had tons of jobs in my life and let me tell you, some bosses don’t put up with any nonsense from new employees. You mess up badly and you’re out on your butt, plain and simple. While browsing Reddit I saw a post asking:

What is the fastest you have ever seen a new co-worker get fired?

From using fake names to get hired, to even more insane, here are some of the best of the worst stories of new coworkers getting fired faster than you can say “I’m telling HR.”


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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.