Home, the sacred space where we seek solace, relaxation, and a respite from the chaos of the outside world. It’s where we create memories, find comfort, and build our lives. However, as much as we cherish our homes, they sometimes have a knack for testing our patience. From quirky design choices to malfunctioning appliances, we’ve all experienced those infuriating aspects of our living spaces that make us want to tear our hair out.
In this post we’re letting folks vent about these things in their homes that make them irate. I hope it proves to be as cathartic for you as it was for me. God damn, that door handle in the belt loop makes me want to scream every time.
1. I feel like this happens to me more often than it should.
14. After 8 hours of class everyone comes back to the dorm only to find new locks and finger scanners on the doors and none of the staff know the codes or how we can get into our rooms :/
20. You guys hate carpet in the bathroom? I can one up that. My parents have a bathroom with carpet that goes up the bathtub walls! Bonus points for the terrible wallpaper.
26. The sun has travelled roughly 150,000,000 Kilometers to reflect off a car windshield through a small crack in my blinds to shine directly in my face.
31. My brother’s girlfriend moved in with us, and she refuses to use cutting boards. This is what our kitchen table looks like now. They’re all over it.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome