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Who among us hasn’t been stuck in a job that feels more like a nightmare than a dream?
You’ve surely fantasized about the grand, spectacular, and oh-so-satisfying ways you’d drop that mic and say “I quit!” if only you had the guts, right?
But hold on, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. After all, we all need to keep our professional reputations intact – and trust us, LinkedIn has a faster gossip train than your Aunt Karen. So, most of those glorious exit fantasies are just that…fantasies.
But, thanks to the magical world of the internet, we can all get a taste of the sweet rebellion without risking our own careers. Buckle up, folks, and prepare to live vicariously through these brave souls who said “Adios, boss!” in the most unforgettable ways.
These are the legends of the workplace world, the ones who left their marks (and probably a few shocked faces) in places they have vowed never to set foot in again.
1. One Of My Co-Workers Quit Today. We Found This On His Desktop
2. When A Big Box Retail Worker Just Can’t Take It Anymore
3. My Buddy Quit His Job At The Gas Station
4. So, My Brother-In-Law Has Resigned From His 9-To-5 Job In Spectacular Fashion. Jerry Maguire Meets Masterchef
5. This Is My Friend’s Resignation “Letter”
6. A Co-Worker Posted Pictures Of Himself In Random Places When He Quit. This Is The Back Of A Clock, And He Quit 2 Years Ago
7. This Is How You Quit
8. My Two Week Notice
9. This Is How I Turned In My 2 Week Notice Today At My Job I Hate
10. Saw This At Bed Bath And Beyond
11. People At A Store At My Mall Got Fed Up With The Way Their Manager Treated Them
12. I Quit My Job Of 5 Years Today. I Like To Think I Went Out In The Same Manner I Worked – Not Taking Myself Too Seriously
13. How My Buddy Todd Gave His Notice At His Job. This Is Classic Todd
14. My Ex-Manager Wouldn’t Give Me My Last Paycheck Without A Resignation Letter
15. Today I Handed In The Most Delicious Letter Of Resignation Ever
16. A Friend Posted His Resignation White Board
17. Look What My Coworker And I Left On The Break Room Table Today
18. This Is How I Rage Quit At My Last Job. Love Hate Messages At Work
19. My 2 Weeks Notice
20. My Wife Just Quit The Job That Made Her Cry Nearly Every Day For Two Years. I Couldn’t Prouder
21. Saw This When I Clocked Off My Break Today And Lost My Shit
22. My Husband’s Letter Of Resignation
23. A Friend Of Mine Just Quit His Job By Giving His Boss A Framed 8×10 Of This
24. For This Towel Day: Here Is How I Quit My Last Job. Sorry For The Low Picture Quality
25. The Other Day I Handed In My Resignation Poem Informing CVS Of My Last Day And Giving Them My Two Weeks Notice (Yes, As A Poem)… I Was Told That My Store Manager, Scott, Loved It. I Hope You All Do Too
26. We Can Still Be Friends Though, Right?
27. I Just Quit My Job The Best Way I Know How
28. Best Way To Quit A Job
29. My Friend’s Resignation Letter
30. This Is How You Quit Your Shitty Third Shift Gas Station Job
31. Friend’s Official Resignation Letter From Bank Of America
32. I Quit My Job Today…
33. My Coworker Went All Wet Seal On Our Boss Today
34. My Buddy Quit His Job Today, Announced The News To His Co-Workers With This Cake
35. This Is How You Quit
36. This Taco Bell Worker
37. My Coworker Quit Today… Boss Was Not As Amused As We Were
38. Entire Crew Quit Today At Local Restaurant
39. A Friend’s Co-Worker Quit With Great Style
40. This Guy Called His Boss, Quit His Job, Set This Auto Responder And Then Left The Building
