Employee’s Quiet Quitting In Response To Bonus Skimming Causes 80% Revenue Plunge

I don’t know about you, but I love when malicious compliance meets workplace rebellion.

Dialing for dollars took a twisted turn at this collection agency call center. Imagine the struggle of meeting targets while your bonuses mysteriously vanish. But one brave soul hatched a devious plan. They slyly racked up call counts with sneaky voicemail tricks, all while kicking back and surfing the web. Did they get away with it or crash and burn?

Brace yourself for this wild tale of call center office rebellion and malicious compliance, where rules were bent, bonuses were swiped, and mental health took a hit. Get ready to dive into the chaos!


1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

24.

25.

h/t: r/maliciouscompliance

Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.