Jason Mustian
I’ve never been on dating sites because, well, the internet barely existed when I got married, so I guess I dodged a bullet.
Or is the convenience of talking to more potential suitors greater than the inconvenience of dealing with the B.S.?
Either way, I’d personally have to do some silent meditation each time I logged on and saw something like these entitled, kinda just delusional singles…
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1. “How is someone this picky”
2. “Written on a classroom whiteboard”
3. “What does she bring to the table besides her amazing personality?”
4. “This girl stood me up the first time and got annoyed when I refused to pick her up the second time”
5. “This ones a flat earther as well”
6. “This person is homeless with three kids and making demands on a dating app.”
7. “My favorite city to visit Due By”
8. “Sorry, chivalry is dead”
9. “Who is going to be her lucky guy?”
10. “One hour of texting = Home Delivery?”
11. “Another guy looking for a gf”
12. “Anything else to add onto the list?”
13. “You know he’s broke”
14. “Went on a few dates with this girl where I paid for everything. She was upset I asked her to pay for a sandwich on the third date”
15. “Tired of spending my own money”
16. “Dead end dating profile (F) asks me (M) for ride at 2:07am, I’m not that desperate.”
17. “You’d have to take out a small loan to date her.”
18. “Finally found the most toxic dating profile to date”
19. “Can’t imagine how he’s still single”
20. ‘Woman off a dating site who identified herself as “not a sugar baby”‘
21. “Love the double standards.”
22. “Sounds like a dreamy guy to date…”
