Look, I tried to be optimistic. We got a few blessed days of sweater weather, and for a second, it felt like summer might be letting go. But no—here we are again, sweating through clothes we naïvely thought would be fine and reapplying deodorant like it’s a full-time job.
As a card-carrying hyper-sweater, I know the struggle: plastic chairs, leather car seats, that sudden realization that your light gray shirt has betrayed you. And let’s be honest—nothing humbles a person faster than pit stains before noon.
Autumn is somewhere out there, moving at glacial speed. Until it gets here, these memes won’t cool you down, but they might make you feel slightly less alone in the swamp we’re all pretending is summer.