40 Cursed Products That Prove Money Can’t Buy You Taste But It Can Buy You Something Hilariously Creepy

Welcome to a twilight zone of cursed commerce where bewilderment at what capitalism has created meets hilarity.

Among these cursed products, some are so profoundly peculiar, they feel like they’ve tumbled right out of a wormhole (like a lettuce umbrella?)

You’ll be confounded over how they ever came to exist, yet strangely amused at the thought of someone, somewhere, actually buying them, and hopefully tossing them into a fire someday.

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Jason Mustian

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.