Water “Vandalism” Sparks Boomer’s Outrage On NextDoor: Local Kids Playfully Mock Bald Man’s Paranoia

A bald man is being roasted on NextDoor due to his exaggerated response to what he considered water ‘vandalism’ by neighborhood children. While some may argue that it was harmless child’s play, John’s reaction was anything but. After being taunted by a group of bicycle-riding kids blaring loud music, things escalated when they ventured onto his property and used a water bottle to write a single word that struck a nerve: “BALD.”

John’s response was swift and dramatic—he called the police and took to NextDoor, the online community platform, to warn the neighborhood about these supposedly disrespectful children. The incident sparked a wave of humorous comments as the community reacted to John’s over-the-top reaction against a group of ordinary kids.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.