30 Brutally Funny Replies From Internet Comeback Champion Xavier

In the vast expanse of the internet, where conversations often take unpredictable turns, there’s a digital champion whose razor-sharp wit and clever comebacks have earned them a special place in the hearts of netizens everywhere. Meet ‘Xavier’, the undisputed comeback king (or queen!) who effortlessly turns mundane discussions into laugh-out-loud moments with their ingenious and hilarious replies.

Here are 30 of the best replies we’ve found from them:

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome