Jason
“Hold on and let me lie down while I write this post, my back is killing me.” — me literally right now
Ah, yes, the cruel dichotomy of feeling forever young while our elder-millennial bodies keep reminding us that, yep, we’re over 40. Ever catch yourself wondering why you’re groaning like a septuagenarian when you merely stood up from your desk? Meanwhile, sprightly seniors are nailing marathons and you’re counting “walk to the kitchen and back” as your daily cardio.
Our secret nemesis? It’s not just aging, it’s the life of a modern desk jockey, hunched over the keyboard like an overcooked prawn. Let’s face it, folks, we’re looking at memes and chuckling alone while our back muscles silently crumble into dust. Time to straighten up, maybe even attempt a push-up or two, and reclaim those missing inches of height. Or just pop some ibuprofen and laugh at some memes knowing your fellow millennials are also due for a chiropractor visit soon.
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