A Lot Of Things Didn’t Happen Last Month, But These 35 Hilariously Obvious Lies Didn’t Happen The Most

Sure Jan, I totally believe you. Everyone clapped at the end.

We all love a good tale, especially one that’s so clearly written in the grand book of imagination. Welcome to this month’s top picks from r/ThatHappened, a collection where unbelievable stories reign supreme and wild claims get the audience of their dreams, even if only in the storytellers’ minds.

These gems didn’t just not happen, they are the kings and queens of not happening, the crème de la crème of tall tales. Get ready to dive headfirst into a world of 100% authentic, totally not-fabricated sagas of grandeur.

From spontaneous standing ovations to improbable feats of heroism, here are the 30 posts that didn’t happen the most in July.


 

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome