Have you ever had a job that felt like it was sucking the life out of you? You’re not alone; people are starting to stand up for themselves. Workers are tired of seeing big companies make huge profits while they’re stuck with the crumbs.
Lately, quitting a job has become a chance to make a statement in a funny way. There are stories everywhere, from a barista writing a funny goodbye note on the coffee shop’s sign to a worker giving their boss a toilet paper roll as a cheeky resignation letter. If you’re considering quitting, sharing your story might give someone else the courage to break free from a job they don’t love.
Here are 50 funny ways to quit your job.
1. “So, My Brother-In-Law Has Resigned From His 9-To-5 Job In Spectacular Fashion. Jerry Maguire Meets Masterchef”
2. “A Co-Worker Posted Pictures Of Himself In Random Places When He Quit. This Is The Back Of A Clock, And He Quit 2 Years Ago”
3. “One Of My Co-Workers Quit Today. We Found This On His Desktop”
4. “People At A Store At My Mall Got Fed Up With The Way Their Manager Treated Them”
5. “My Two Week Notice”
6. “This Is My Friend’s Resignation ‘Letter'”
7. “My Buddy Quit His Job At The Gas Station”
8. “Saw This At Bed Bath And Beyond”
9. “This Is How You Quit”
10. “A Friend Posted His Resignation Whiteboard”
11. “When A Big Box Retail Worker Just Can’t Take It Anymore”
12. “I Quit My Job Today…”
13. “My Coworker Went All Wet Seal On Our Boss Today”
14. “My Ex-Manager Wouldn’t Give Me My Last Paycheck Without A Resignation Letter”
15. “Look What My Coworker And I Left On The Break Room Table Today”
16. “Best Way To Quit A Job”
17. “Someone Quit Hardee’s The Right Way In My Friends Hometown”
18. “How My Buddy Todd Gave His Notice At His Job. This Is Classic Todd”
19. “I Just Quit My Job The Best Way I Know How”
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21. “Best Resignation Letter Ever From A Graphics Designer”
22. “The Other Day I Handed In My Resignation Poem Informing CVS Of My Last Day And Giving Them My Two Weeks Notice (Yes, As A Poem)… I Was Told That My Store Manager, Scott, Loved It. I Hope You All Do Too”
23. “Entire Crew Quit Today At Local Restaurant”
24. “My Husband’s Letter Of Resignation”
25. “This Is How You Quit Your Shitty Third Shift Gas Station Job”
26. “My Wife Just Quit The Job That Made Her Cry Nearly Every Day For Two Years. I Couldn’t Prouder”
27. “This Is How I Turned In My 2 Week Notice Today At My Job I Hate”
28. “For This Towel Day: Here Is How I Quit My Last Job. Sorry For The Low Picture Quality”
29. “My Friend’s Resignation Letter”
30. “A Friend’s Co-Worker Quit With Great Style”
31. “Saw This When I Clocked Off My Break Today And Lost My Shit”
32. “We Can Still Be Friends Though, Right?”
33. “This Is How I Rage Quit At My Last Job. Love Hate Messages At Work”
34. “My Buddy Quit His Job Today, Announced The News To His Co-Workers With This Cake”
35. “This Guy Called His Boss, Quit His Job, Set This Autoresponder And Then Left The Building”
36. “My 2 Weeks Notice”
37. “I’ve Been Working At Five Guys For Almost Four Years And I Wanted To Put In My 2 Week Notice The Best Possible Way”
38. “Friend’s Official Resignation Letter From Bank Of America”
39. “My Coworker Quit Today… Boss Was Not As Amused As We Were”
40. “Today I Handed In The Most Delicious Letter Of Resignation Ever”
41. “A Friend Of Mine Just Quit His Job By Giving His Boss A Framed 8×10 Of This”
42. “This Is How You Quit”
43. “My Mom Is So Extra She Really Did All This Just To Quit Her Job”
44. “The Chipotle In Downtown State College Is Closed After Employees Left This Note About Sweatshops”
45. “I Quit My Job Of 5 Years Today. I Like To Think I Went Out In The Same Manner I Worked – Not Taking Myself Too Seriously”
46. “Mrw I Quit My Job But Want A Good Reference”
47. “My Sister Quit Her Job At Mcdonalds After 7+ Years, I Like Her Way Of Leaving”
48. “A Computer Programmer Created His Own Version Of Super Mario, With An ‘I Quit!’ Message And Sent It Around His Office”
49. “I Quit My Job And Got This Cake On My Last Day”
50. “This Taco Bell Worker”
51. “I Quit My Current Job For A Better One. This Is How I’m Leaving The Griddle For Them In The Morning”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.