“I’m Sorry For Your Loss” — 50 Funniest And Most Creative Ways Workers Have Quit Their Jobs

Have you ever had a job that felt like it was sucking the life out of you? You’re not alone; people are starting to stand up for themselves. Workers are tired of seeing big companies make huge profits while they’re stuck with the crumbs.

Lately, quitting a job has become a chance to make a statement in a funny way. There are stories everywhere, from a barista writing a funny goodbye note on the coffee shop’s sign to a worker giving their boss a toilet paper roll as a cheeky resignation letter. If you’re considering quitting, sharing your story might give someone else the courage to break free from a job they don’t love.

Here are 50 funny ways to quit your job.


1. “So, My Brother-In-Law Has Resigned From His 9-To-5 Job In Spectacular Fashion. Jerry Maguire Meets Masterchef”

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2. “A Co-Worker Posted Pictures Of Himself In Random Places When He Quit. This Is The Back Of A Clock, And He Quit 2 Years Ago”

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3. “One Of My Co-Workers Quit Today. We Found This On His Desktop”

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4. “People At A Store At My Mall Got Fed Up With The Way Their Manager Treated Them”

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5. “My Two Week Notice”

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6. “This Is My Friend’s Resignation ‘Letter'”

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7. “My Buddy Quit His Job At The Gas Station”

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8. “Saw This At Bed Bath And Beyond”

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9. “This Is How You Quit”

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10. “A Friend Posted His Resignation Whiteboard”

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11. “When A Big Box Retail Worker Just Can’t Take It Anymore”

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12. “I Quit My Job Today…”

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13. “My Coworker Went All Wet Seal On Our Boss Today”

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14. “My Ex-Manager Wouldn’t Give Me My Last Paycheck Without A Resignation Letter”

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15. “Look What My Coworker And I Left On The Break Room Table Today”

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16. “Best Way To Quit A Job”

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17. “Someone Quit Hardee’s The Right Way In My Friends Hometown”

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18. “How My Buddy Todd Gave His Notice At His Job. This Is Classic Todd”

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19. “I Just Quit My Job The Best Way I Know How”

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21. “Best Resignation Letter Ever From A Graphics Designer”

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22. “The Other Day I Handed In My Resignation Poem Informing CVS Of My Last Day And Giving Them My Two Weeks Notice (Yes, As A Poem)… I Was Told That My Store Manager, Scott, Loved It. I Hope You All Do Too”

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23. “Entire Crew Quit Today At Local Restaurant”

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24. “My Husband’s Letter Of Resignation”

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25. “This Is How You Quit Your Shitty Third Shift Gas Station Job”

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26. “My Wife Just Quit The Job That Made Her Cry Nearly Every Day For Two Years. I Couldn’t Prouder”

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27. “This Is How I Turned In My 2 Week Notice Today At My Job I Hate”

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28. “For This Towel Day: Here Is How I Quit My Last Job. Sorry For The Low Picture Quality”

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29. “My Friend’s Resignation Letter”

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30. “A Friend’s Co-Worker Quit With Great Style”

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31. “Saw This When I Clocked Off My Break Today And Lost My Shit”

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32. “We Can Still Be Friends Though, Right?”

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33. “This Is How I Rage Quit At My Last Job. Love Hate Messages At Work”

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34. “My Buddy Quit His Job Today, Announced The News To His Co-Workers With This Cake”

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35. “This Guy Called His Boss, Quit His Job, Set This Autoresponder And Then Left The Building”

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36. “My 2 Weeks Notice”

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37. “I’ve Been Working At Five Guys For Almost Four Years And I Wanted To Put In My 2 Week Notice The Best Possible Way”

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38. “Friend’s Official Resignation Letter From Bank Of America”

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39. “My Coworker Quit Today… Boss Was Not As Amused As We Were”

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40. “Today I Handed In The Most Delicious Letter Of Resignation Ever”

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41. “A Friend Of Mine Just Quit His Job By Giving His Boss A Framed 8×10 Of This”

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42. “This Is How You Quit”

43. “My Mom Is So Extra She Really Did All This Just To Quit Her Job”

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44. “The Chipotle In Downtown State College Is Closed After Employees Left This Note About Sweatshops”

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45. “I Quit My Job Of 5 Years Today. I Like To Think I Went Out In The Same Manner I Worked – Not Taking Myself Too Seriously”

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46. “Mrw I Quit My Job But Want A Good Reference”

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47. “My Sister Quit Her Job At Mcdonalds After 7+ Years, I Like Her Way Of Leaving”

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48. “A Computer Programmer Created His Own Version Of Super Mario, With An ‘I Quit!’ Message And Sent It Around His Office”

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49. “I Quit My Job And Got This Cake On My Last Day”

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50. “This Taco Bell Worker”

51. “I Quit My Current Job For A Better One. This Is How I’m Leaving The Griddle For Them In The Morning”

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.