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In the vast universe of product instructions, there exists a peculiar subset that seems to have been penned by funny people rather than technical writers. “Instructions are optional,” some might say, or at least we sincerely hope so, because these quirky guidelines are more likely to inspire giggles than genuine guidance.
If you ever find yourself debating the feasibility of flying after donning a Superman costume or pondering the culinary potential of dish soap, take solace in the fact that somewhere out there, an instruction manual has you covered. Hopefully, it’s not like any of these funny product instructions.
Just remember: just because the box says so, doesn’t mean you should microwave Fluffy.
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