A US Flight Was Forced To Ground After Experiencing A Biohazard Level Of Diarrhea Throughout The Cabin

Well, you clicked on this. You’re probably asking yourself, “what is a biohazard level of diarrhea?” Dude, you’re about to find out. It might be the worst fail of all time.

A Delta flight traveling from Atlanta to Barcelona had to be grounded last Friday because of a passenger had extreme diarrhea that flowed like a river through the entire plane. Yeah.

Throughout the airplane!

“It’s a biohazard issue, we had a passenger who had diarrhea all the way through the airplane so they want us to come back to Atlanta.”

The captain had to make the call 2 hours into an 8 hour flight.

People’s families wanted answers about what was happening on the flight. They had no idea what the passengers were truly going through.

All 336 passengers arrived safely the following day, 8 hours and 6 minutes behind schedule.

Obviously people in the comments had some puns and wisecracks. 

Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome