Jason Mustian
In the universe of fashion absurdities—where trucker hats coexist with Crocs that are one strap away from becoming slippers—there exists a realm so bewildering, that you’ll question the boundaries of intention and accident. I’m talking about shirts. Not just any shirts, but shirts that don’t merely whisper, “I’m a poor life choice,” but scream it with the kind of abandon usually reserved for yelling “fire” in a crowded room.
Enter “Shirts That Go Hard,” the Instagram and Twitter account dedicated to the celebration—or maybe it’s a cry for help?—of shirts that push the envelope of common sense. These aren’t just shirts; they’re love letters to cognitive dissonance. Take, for instance, a shirt that solemnly declares, “I can’t take ‘Benadryl’ because I owe the hat man money and I don’t want to see him.” Absurd? Absolutely. Specific? You bet. But can you be sure it’s not the pinnacle of sartorial irony? That’s where it gets complicated.
So, is it all an elaborate joke, or have we hit a new zenith in “so bad, it’s good”? Maybe it’s both. Maybe it’s neither. Or maybe it’s proof that in the confusing world of fashion, sometimes the only true winner is bemusement.
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