Jason Mustian
You know you’ve reached a new low—or perhaps, a new high—in anti-social athleticism when the ringtone on your phone sounds less like a casual notification and more like the Jaws theme song.
Welcome to the exhilarating world of introversion, where phone calls are the bungee jumps of daily life.
So for all you daredevil homebodies out there, we’ve curated some memes that show why you’d rather face a pack of feral cats than endure one minute of unscripted dialogue over the phone. Let’s scroll through these memes like we decline calls—quickly and without a hint of guilt.
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