Just 26 Things That, In Our Opinion, Definitely Didn’t Happen This Week

Let’s be real. None of this stuff happened. Lying on the internet is like breathing in real life.

So, enjoy these. The are ridiculous, and pretty funny, but again…definitely didn’t happen.


 

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome