Museum Shows Why Visitors Shouldn’t Touch Marble Sculptures

The world of museums is one of wonder, history, and reverence. Curators and staff laboriously work to create environments where art and artifacts can be safely admired, often accompanied by that all-too-familiar placard: “Please Do Not Touch.”

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Yet, for reasons that continue to baffle many a museum professional, some visitors see this as a mere suggestion rather than a rule. The frustrations of running a museum become all too real when art lovers become art touchers, compromising the integrity and longevity of precious pieces. 

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Recently, a tweet of a famous sculpture started a discussion about touching works of art.

https://twitter.com/NmwFriendsof/status/1106867468851654656

The sign with the sculpture:

It’s a shame this even needs to be said. Here’s what folks had to say in the comments:

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