25 Ridiculously Funny Things Overheard By Uber Drivers

There’s no question that Uber drivers are the unsung heroes of our late-night misadventures and early-morning commutes. And you better believe that when you’re ferrying folks from point A to point B, you become privy to some of the wildest, wackiest, and downright weirdest conversations known to humankind. It’s like a real-life sitcom but without the canned laughter.

Whether it’s drunken philosophies, weird Tinder date recaps, or baffling debates on whether pineapple belongs on pizza (the jury’s still out on that one), these Uber drivers have heard it all. Buckle up, because we’ve compiled a list of funny things overheard by some very amused Uber drivers. Trust us, you’re in for a hilarious ride.

Here are some of the funniest things overheard by Uber drivers.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.