Guy Attempts To Scare American Women About Possibly Being Drafted, But Obviously Gets Roasted In The Comments Instead

Ah, the sweet taste of adulthood! First, you’re reveling in the freedoms of turning 18—voting, getting your own credit card, making slightly more responsible decisions. But then, lurking behind all those newfound privileges, is the somewhat dusty memory of the U.S. military draft system.

While it’s been lying dormant like an old VHS tape in the back of our closets, recent chatter has young folks side-eyeing it with a mix of amusement and unease. Cue this dork, the then this woman’s hilarious response:

@eggsalad88888

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@eggsalad88888

Replying to @Angel

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome