Millennial Wedding Invite Sparks Controversy With Annoying “No Kids” Announcement

As more and more millennial couples tie the knot, a growing trend of child-free weddings is emerging. While the choice to exclude younger guests from the celebration is entirely up to the couple, it’s the delivery of the message that’s catching attention.

A simple “adults-only” notation has been the tradition for many, but some couples are pushing the envelope with quirkier, and at times, borderline obnoxious wording.

Recently, one Millennial couple went viral for their needlessly obnoxious wedding invite in which they stated “No Crotch Goblins.” Read on for the details.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome